Friday, 2 December 2011

Short (meme) Story......He-Man Edition

this is a story of a he-man-like character, told with little words, and very many picture memes.

There once was a man who was a health-nut, he worked out day and night and always ate healthy.
He was Great with the ladies, and always had a way of making them laugh at parties and festive events.


All of his friends trusted him, and would confide in him their problems, leaning on him for advice....


But then one day his father was killed, when an evil drugdealer sold him a bad batch of heroin.... he tried to confront the drug-dealer who sold him the batch.. but the evil masked drug dealer did not care..



From that day on, he was in a rage, swearing he would get revenge on the drug-dealer who killed his father..


He was so caught up with revenge that, he ignored his friends, female interests, his personal hygeine.


As his world started to crumble in front of him, he eventually sunk into a short lived period of self loathing and drug abuse....but he soon snapped out of it and focused on the task at hand.... revenge on the evil drug dealer who killed his father...he would mumble his evil plot to himself and children would be stare and wonder what he was doing.. but he didnt care... he knew what he had to do.


Finally, the day had come where he was going to break into the drug-dealer's house in the middle of the night and kill him in his sleep... but to his surprise, someone had tipped off the drug-dealer and he was waiting for him, ready to counter-strike the revenge crazed man.


The drug-dealer tied up the man beat him, taunted him, and finally raped him....just when the man's life couldnt get any darker and rage-filled, he hit an even rockier bottom.


The man went back to the drawing board, violated, and secretly intimidated..he decided the best way to kill the drug-dealer would be with a bomb...he searched the internet for al-qaeda terrorist groups and had a few meetings looking for a bomb, but he could not find a bomb, because the terrorist were reluctant to give him one, because he was not using it for jihad.


But then the man had a sneaky idea, he would spy on him, wait for him to commit a crime, call the police, rat him out and send him to jail.
he followed him to a jewelry store where he was attempting a robbery, he quickly called the police just as the drug-dealer was mid-heist...


The drug-dealer was caught, and now rots in jail where he is raped by one of the man's fathers old drug buddies who also could have gotten ahold of the bad batch of heroin..
Safeword

after the ordeal was over with, the man's sense of rage calmed down. He reconciled with all of his friends and his life is better than ever as he lives in happiness and rats out all evil doers


The moral of the story is to stay off drugs, and follow the rules!


THE END!