Wednesday, 11 June 2014

Friends With Benefits: Guest Contribution #5



Guest contribution #5 comes from a girl I know who chose to remain anonymous. I'll tell you she's 21 years old, and a rad chick. 
Here's her take on the Friends with Benefits taboo, and why its working for her. 

Check it out. 

Friends with Benefits


Have you ever had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend? Have you ever had a one night stand? Maybe an acquaintance or friend there was sexual tension with that you slept with a few times but unfortunately lead to a misunderstanding because you were just horny when you were drunk and they totally had feelings for you - now leaving it awkward and uncomfortable when you see them at the grocery store, gas station or at the local bar? Have you ever felt like stabbing your eyes out with a pointy pencil because it has been (insert longest time spent not having sex) since you got lucky? If you are a human that went to high school, definitely if you went to college, then I am almost positive everyone has dipped in at least one of the scenarios I painted. Even being in my very early 20s, I have experienced all of them. From my past romantic and sexual experiences I took what I learned, the good and the bad, and what I still wanted to explore and made a deal with the devil.  If you like sex, keep reading.


My friends ask me how I can seem so genuinely happy and upbeat every day, no matter the weather outside. Where does that spring in my step come from? Why am I the girl sitting on the bus gazing out the window simply smiling at the trees, buildings and cars zooming by on my daily commute to work? Aside from the choice I make every day to BE HAPPY and to THINK POSITIVE, there is something else. Sometimes I recall a funny joke a pal told me, but most of the time it is casual sex and a good cup of coffee that gets me smiling in the morning. Although I have chosen to remain anonymous, I will tell you that I am not a slut, I am not easy, and I treat everyone I encounter with respect. 

I felt very bitter towards men after my last romance. Time was slowly passing and it had been a dry and agonizing four months since I had been laid. That was a record for me, and I realized it was time to play the field again. I was all messed up because I thought I hated all men, love was for suckers and one night stands were too trashy. If I felt differently about sleeping with strangers, then I could have had lots of sex over my dry period, but they freak me out and are just not for me. If you full-fill your sexual void with one night stands, congratulations! If you feel a little bit icky towards them or loosely agree with any of my content to this point, keep reading.



This post is named “Friends with Benefits” because I have one. There, I said it, and I am still smiling. No icky feeling, no desire to check my phone every 47 seconds to see if I have a text from him, and no need to spy on him out of my car with binoculars to find out if him and his hot neighbor really are just friends. One day I met a good looking, funny guy. I didn’t think much of him beyond that. Over perhaps a dozen encounters, some brief and some long, the sexual tension was there. We finally made plans to hang out one on one and we had a ball. After many drinks in the sunshine on a beautiful day, we were both naked in his bed. It happened six or seven times, too drunk to remember the total count. However, we were able to remember how much fun we had and how amazing the sex was. We might have been the horniest people in the world that night, but hey, at least we found each other, and we told each other there was no judgement about anything.


A couple days later when we were 100% sober we had a real talk. He called me out on my candy eyes for him and we acknowledged that we both liked each other; both enjoyed the other’s company and definitely would like to have sex again. We entertained the thought about dating for a few minutes, which could be nice, but we decided against it due to our own personal life reasons. As of now, my work schedule is so crazy and demanding, I barely have time to see my best friends and own family. Of course finding a date or a boyfriend is on my mind, but I don’t really want or need that right now. I just want to make some money, get my career wing flapping, get a tan, party with my chums and have lots of sex. Basically, at the end of the day I would like to drink beer and watch Netflix on the couch with my buddy followed by sex and repeat it several times (or as many times as we would like) per week and he absolutely feels the same.



So, we laid out a few ground rules, fair play, and cleared up some things from the get-go. Clearing up any questions or concerns in the beginning was KEY. Ultimately, we decided that we were both equally using each other (in a nice way) and would never be able to use the old “what are we?” that makes men run for the hills.  If one night both of us or one of us are out drinking with friends and we get a little horny, the bed is open. If we are too drunk to drive and it is too late to get the bus, a rendezvous ending with a spooning session is fine! Sleepovers are okay time to time. The beauty is that we are FRIENDS.  We care for each other in the sense that we respect and are nice to each other. No one is going to be mean, and no one is going to feel bad or guilty on the inside after calling the other up at 1am. If we want to sleep separately in our own beds and are able to get home safely, that is cool! If going home is not an easy option, we are not going to kick the other out of our bed once we are finished because friends don’t do that. Also, we don’t have to be drunk. Sober sex is good sex, too, and it can be at any time of day as long as we are both game.


WHAT WE SHOOK HANDS ON:
·         If we send a text wanting to hook up, there is three hours to reply. If there is no reply, we are not meeting up that day.
·         We do not tell anyone that we are friends with benefits. (our day to day lives overlap so it could cause problems if people found out we were sleeping together)
·         We only sleep with each other. (No STDs!!!)
·         Be honest with everything.
·         No judgement.
·         If we start seeing other people seriously, the sex ends but we are still friends.


Pros:
·         All the sex when and where we want it.
·         We know how we look naked and we know what we like! Body insecurities never come into play because we already announced that we like each other’s body. Duh, our friendship is based on physical attraction!
·         Never having to impress and convince strangers we are smart / cool / sexy enough to sleep with / date because we are already getting some.
·         No need to creep his Facebook and strike up a sudden interest in his favourite sports team – we are already on common ground, no need to fake a mutual interest, just honesty.
·         A unique friendship.
·         He literally picks me up from work, takes me to his bed, then drives me home and tunes into my favourite radio station.
·         The honesty – he tells me which pants make my ass look great and which pants that don’t… just like a friend would!
·         My dad doesn’t have to kill him because he doesn’t know he exists!
·         I can still meet, talk, flirt, text and date other men knowing if I find someone or something better, I can end sex with my friend in an instant because I am not tied down and there are no hard feelings – this was our agreement!
·         A confidence boost
Cons:
·         No one to bring home to Thanksgiving Dinner - my mom still asks me every week if I have met anyone special.
·         Some friends just can’t accept a situation like this and will look at you differently ***this applies to girls only*** *** GUYS: your friends will think you are a champ!!!***
·         May potentially interfere with the chances of finding my prince charming (if you are not looking at anyone else at all, you might miss the chance at meeting a long term mate)
·         Over time feelings may arise

How my life has improved:
·         No urge to stab my eyes out
·         Always something / someone to do

This is just my outlook on recent friends with benefits relationship of mine. All in all I am in my happy place. I know it won’t last forever, but right now it is just right. He isn’t the guy I want to introduce to my family and friends, but we still have fun together behind closed doors. I still want to meet my Prince Charming and when the time is right for me, settle down and have a family. I know that my buddy here is not the one, but he is a friend, and hats off to him!
If you think a friend with benefits might be right for you, go for it! I highly recommend it. Please consider my pros and cons before you make any decisions. I don’t want anyone getting hurt. Just be honest with yourself and your friend. This situation is meant to benefit both of you, so lay your cards on the table, push the envelope, and go after what you need. A glorious relationship like this doesn’t come along often, so if you decide to go down a path like this, take full advantage of it. I don’t want anyone to get hurt, so be honest, think positive and have an open mind!
Thank-you for reading J

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