As a social experiment I recently checked out the page of an
ex-pornstar on Instagram. Totally for research, not at all to check out an
attractive girl take risky selfies.
Let me say, I definitely stayed for the comments. At an
instant I noticed about 5-10 guys who comment on every single photo, who live
vicariously through this chick’s Instagram, thinking they’ve got a shot.
This is beyond pathetic, way beyond creepy, and absolutely
HILARIOUS.
You can read comments ranging from:
the retired old man who gives extremely creepy encouragement
everyday
the guy who thinks its okay to be gross
the broken English guy who doesn’t know the weight certain English
words carry
the swinger
the kid
in these guys heads they must think that a pornstar is going
to be wooed by them saying creepy, or derogatory shit.
“How’d we meet? Well she was a model with about 500,000
Instagram followers, I made sure I creepily commented ‘stunning’ a lot on all
of her pictures… and well, the rest is history.”
This must really be what these basement dwellers think!
Like,
Unsure how to act around celebrities? Well I'm sure they
love surprise shoulder massages from strangers as much as the next guy!
Then the other part of the hilarious comment section is the
arguers! These losers pick on each other! they vie for the attention of the
on-camera prostitute and vocally step on anyone else in an attempt to do so. I mean
the chicks love bad boys right?
These guys creep the open personal Instagram pages of guys who make
comments to the pornstar, and then tear a strip of the guy for being a loser! They’ll
say shit like:
“stupid tattoo, you fag”
“nice fat girlfriend you’ve got, you can’t do any better”
“get a life, your profile is all pictures of your stupid
dog, loser”
Mix that in with the occasional grammar nazi, who makes sure
half of these creeps can be reminded that they’re barely literate, and you’ve got
some seriously hilarious entertainment at the expense of some of Darwin’s exceptions.
It’s the biggest example of the pot calling the kettle
black. Creepy dudes, cyberbullying other
creepy dudes to not seem creepy and get favour from a pornstar, who more than
likely, has an assistant or something who takes care of social media and NEVER
checks comments.
Anyways, this was just meant to be a short post so I'm going
to keep it as one. I plan on doing
another post on Instagram soon of this 3 part series.
But do yourself a favour, follow an adult entertainer on Instagram,
and just read all the comments, it’s more entertaining than you realize. If you want to follow the one I was following
and join in my barrel of laughs, it was @breeolson
Anyways, happy Wednesday! Suns shining!
-Jegger
That appears to be excellent however i am still not too sure that I like it. At any rate will look far more into it and decide personally!
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