The weekend doesn't have to be the only part of the week that you look forward to!
Taco Tuesday
provides the perfect rebound from the soul-crushing start of another work week. Tuesday can turn into
your day of the week where you can have fun with your friends, go out on the town and explore new places, all because of tacos.
If that wasn't influencing enough, maybe I can give some quick reasons why no matter what, you should get a taco today.
Schedule your
business lunch meetings for Tuesdays when possible. Taking a client for a consultation
at a taco selling location shows that you’re
a) very conscious of multiculturalism
(you have a diversified market outlook)
b) make cost effective, yet quality spending
decisions
c) know your community and have networked effectively enough to find the perfect taco you’re looking for fast and efficiently. Boom. Deal closed.
You can
take a gal for a first date to Taco Tuesday and be in the clear even if she’s
-allergic
to gluten
-lactose
intolerant
-a vegan
-only eats
meat
-a total bottomless
pit (still won’t cost you much)
-only eats
seafood
Because there
is a taco option for all of those things.
She’ll be
impressed that you’re so in tune with her needs and considerate, maybe she’ll
let you eat her taco
Sex is best on a Tuesday because even if it was bad, or no matter what time you finish, you know there is a place open nearby that has cheap tacos.
Tacos can cure
a bad day! What if you have a lot on your mind and want to meet a friend and
TACO bout it? Don’t you wish you were full of tacos rather than emotions? Well Taco
Tuesday provides the perfect opportunity to eat your feelings without much
consequence because….
Tacos can be good for you! Some taco options have 0g of fat! So you don’t need to worry
about becoming a fatty.
Tacos make
you excited for what’s to come! Even if you get overexcited about your soon to
be voyage to flavor country and crush your taco and it falls all over the place. Boom! No biggie! Now you’ve got
taco salad.
You will
never get bored of tacos because there are over 200 documented, and very
different recipes for tacos.
You can
enjoy Taco Tuesday at any time of the day regardless of your schedule because
breakfast tacos are a thing.
So Happy
Taco Tuesday to everyone! Here are some local places to eat tacos if you’re
reading from my area (Vancouver/lowermainland BC)
If you’re
somewhere else in the world, don’t be a lazy sack and google it.
Arriba!
-Jegger
