Short (meme) Story......He-Man Edition

this is a story of a he-man-like character, told with little words, and very many picture memes.

There once was a man who was a health-nut, he worked out day and night and always ate healthy.

He was Great with the ladies, and always had a way of making them laugh at parties and festive events.


All of his friends trusted him, and would confide in him their problems, leaning on him for advice....


But then one day his father was killed, when an evil drugdealer sold him a bad batch of heroin.... he tried to confront the drug-dealer who sold him the batch.. but the evil masked drug dealer did not care..



From that day on, he was in a rage, swearing he would get revenge on the drug-dealer who killed his father..


He was so caught up with revenge that, he ignored his friends, female interests, his personal hygeine.


As his world started to crumble in front of him, he eventually sunk into a short lived period of self loathing and drug abuse....but he soon snapped out of it and focused on the task at hand.... revenge on the evil drug dealer who killed his father...he would mumble his evil plot to himself and children would be stare and wonder what he was doing.. but he didnt care... he knew what he had to do.


Finally, the day had come where he was going to break into the drug-dealer's house in the middle of the night and kill him in his sleep... but to his surprise, someone had tipped off the drug-dealer and he was waiting for him, ready to counter-strike the revenge crazed man.


The drug-dealer tied up the man beat him, taunted him, and finally raped him....just when the man's life couldnt get any darker and rage-filled, he hit an even rockier bottom.


The man went back to the drawing board, violated, and secretly intimidated..he decided the best way to kill the drug-dealer would be with a bomb...he searched the internet for al-qaeda terrorist groups and had a few meetings looking for a bomb, but he could not find a bomb, because the terrorist were reluctant to give him one, because he was not using it for jihad.


But then the man had a sneaky idea, he would spy on him, wait for him to commit a crime, call the police, rat him out and send him to jail.
he followed him to a jewelry store where he was attempting a robbery, he quickly called the police just as the drug-dealer was mid-heist...


The drug-dealer was caught, and now rots in jail where he is raped by one of the man's fathers old drug buddies who also could have gotten ahold of the bad batch of heroin..


after the ordeal was over with, the man's sense of rage calmed down. He reconciled with all of his friends and his life is better than ever as he lives in happiness and rats out all evil doers


The moral of the story is to stay off drugs, and follow the rules!


THE END!

#Preggo OMG! LOLz

Let’s talk preggos. I am 23 years old, my mom was 23 when she had her first and it wasn’t deemed young. These days, life is so expensive, relationships are so much more interconnected and as a result, sometimes shorter. Marriage seems to be a dropping trend, even throughout the growing trends in pregnancy. Socially, it is what it is. People don’t get married as often and who cares, if you want to do it, if not, don’t. When I was growing up a single family home often deemed for a struggle, but nowadays, its becoming the social norm. Culturally speaking however…whities mainly.

A negative side to this is the people who decide to have a child for the wrong reasons (friends are doing it, its trendy, or your lonely). Seems the trend is people wanting without thinking things through… 6 months ago, half of these girls were shitfaced clubbing regularly….now that is over, and there will be actual shit in their face regularly, no more fun…you’ve become a hardened women, motherhood, the reason for your being. It is my hope that this won’t be a shock, and that the experience is taken for what it should be, the greatest accomplishment a human being can do.

It doesn’t help with the likes of MTV’s “Teen Mom” and “16 and pregnant” making neglectful arguing parents a concreted section of today’s pop culture.

Don’t get me wrong, I look extremely forward to the day I get to hold my very own child and just be floored by the instant love and protection I will give to my baby. But I wanna be ready.

Not to mention the state of the world today, it sucks, when the zombie apocalypse comes, carrying around an infant can prove to be a huge burden.  

So if you are pregnant you have my congratulations, I hope you take it all in and enjoy parenthood, I’m sure that if you planned this for the reason of starting a family, you will be a great parent and you kids will be lucky to have you. But if you got that way for the wrong reasons and don’t really have a grip of what’s to come, grow up quick and give it your all, otherwise your child has my pity and it will probably grow up a skid due to your neglect.


OR

As an initial post, let’s talk occupy. It has been two months officially today since people marched on Wall Street to protest and hopefully start a revolution to change the way the capitalist society has transformed from an ideology of opportunity to be successful with hard work and ingenuity, to a struggle of the biggest of fish trying to snatch up every playing card in the deck that was once available to anyone.  The movement itself is quite necessary if any of us regular folks want to get ahead in life and not life silently under someone’s thumb, but once again, the hippies and bottom feeders have ruined it.

 

If che guevera had dread locks, was drug-addicted, leeched off society and was a pest among normal people….nothing would have come of his movement. The argument against this point of view is “it doesn’t matter what someone looks like” and “addiction is a disease”, but seriously, bitch that point and see if it actually pans out….no it wont….itll just help you sleep better at night knowing you are a bottom feeder and have been left behind due to your uneducated yearning to stick it to the man.

What this movement needs is one of the enemy…a smart, manipulative, successful and rich man who actually still has the decency in him/her to see that the world is corrupt on so many levels now, and regular working people don’t need to live under someones thumb. This person will be able to speak influentially and rally numbers, then maybe rally a legitimate boycott movement to hit these ‘corporate fatcats’ where it hurts…. And if this fails and the numbers are behind them, violence solves everything as the history books will clearly show.