Please Pickup After Your Dog
By: Steve Jegger
"That's it! I've had it! I mean it, that's it!"
He screamed out loud, as he stepped in dog shit.
The frustration was thick for he'd just bought these shoes
And now they were merely, Nike Foam Plus plus poos.
He hurried back home and cleaned them off in a rush
But his wife was furious, because he used her toothbrush.
She kicked him out and told him to leave for a while
So she would have time to refresh her stained smile.
The man went to a pub to drown his ill sorrow
Desperately hoping, that he'd have a better tomorrow.
One drink turned to ten and the man became drunk,
The bartender said "no more" and the man's shoulders sunk.
As he stumbled back home he saw a coin on the ground
He picked it up a smiled, at what he had found.
"Wow! This nickel marks a change in my luck"
He said right before he was hit by a truck.
So let this man's story be a lesson to you
When walking your dog, always pick up its poo.
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